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37,947 Tinder profiles walked into a database. Here's what they accidentally confessed about pets, exes, vaccines and star signs.

The backstory: I'm a 30-year-old engineer who joined Tinder hoping to find a wife — and left with a dump of data instead. Since I only ever saw the profiles it showed me (and never made a second account for the other side), every profile here belongs to a woman, aged 19–43 (median 29). And yes — I opened that age range up to pull in more data, not to shop for a 19-year-old wife. I'm not a creep, I swear! So it's one side of the dating pool, seen through one guy's feed.

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